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niggablvd:

My girlfriend just asked me to learn sign language with her so she can tell me how bad she wants to fuck me in front of my parents

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ALSO MY SCREEN CRACKED TODAY AND I AM VERY UPSET BC MY SELFIE CAMERA IS NO LONGER WORKING AND IDR TAKE MANY SELFIES BUT I STILL LIKE HAVING THE OPPORTUNITY OF KNOWING I CAN

Or this one even tho they’re major tbs

Hey followers!!!! Do u guys wanna get to know me??? Talk to me!! Or ask me questions I’ll answer anything

I wanna post this selfie but the quality is shit
@michalxcohen Flume at terminal 5 nyc
with all honesty New Jersey has some cool places

The weirdest thing happened to me today when I was doing an ab machine